| lucretia has died of dysentery! | Tweet |
if you live the bay area, i better see you in a couple of weeks.
wink wink.
MC Lars 10th Anniversary Show
Sunday, February 21st, 7:00pm
Bottom of the Hill, San Francisco
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r.i.p. lucretia and francis
| get it all REMIX | Tweet |
yesterday i heard this new track called GET IT ALL by sean garrett feat. nicki minaj and i thought to myself, ‘why don’t i add some emeril bam spice?’ so i did. you can catch an abridged version of the remix in the video above or download the full audio below.
the clip features me and my roommies making stir-fry in our kitchen (also the site of the MASHed Potatoes cover shoot, for those of you experiencing deja vu), engaging in assorted shenanigans, and silently wondering if that’s actually how you spell shenanigans.
DOWNLOAD ‘GET IT ALL (K.FLAY REMIX)’
(right-click and hit ‘save as’ to download)
| if you live in the bay area… | Tweet |
i want to see your cherubic face on FEBRUARY 21st as i crush beanie babies on stage at bottom of the hill in SF.
tickets are only $10, which is less than what it costs to see avatar in 3D, although admittedly the show probably won’t put you in a deep, why-isn’t-our-world-as-fucking-awesome-as-the-one-in-james-cameron’s-imagination depression. it will, however, renew your faith in our elected officials!!!
just kidding. nothing can do that.
bring your friends and enemies. BUY YOUR TICKETS HERE.
MC Lars and ytcracker will be playing sets as well, so don’t miss out on a night of fun and possibly debauchery.
| hahahahaha | Tweet |
no matter what your political leanings, this is funny.
thanks to hownice for the vid.
| i updated stuff | Tweet |
1. new banner! new splash page!
2. updated bio. i guarantee you will learn something new and possibly interesting.
3. a pretty dope video of some live k.flay shiiiiit. it’s at the top of the ‘video’ page for those of you who didn’t start your day with a large bowl of cheerios and a semi-green banana.
4. more photos. personally, i just can’t get enough of myself.
LOVE YOU GUYS.
| chewing on sponges | Tweet |
i’m gonna throw out a bold statement: the past two episodes of 30 rock have been better than a giant mrs. field’s cookie cake slathered with vanilla ice cream. is anyone feeling me on this??
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the voicemail code that spells klaus
a pillow named kimiko
“business relationships” with ottomans
tartine grammercy as a gossip girl character
jenna’s rhetorical question “does chewing on a sponge trick your brain’s hunger center?”
tom AKA the lady mustache
kenneth mistaking his reflection for an albino monk
james franco: “your hand feels like a pillow that’s been in the microwave”
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ha motherfuckin ha.
now i believe it is time for a homemade joke.
what would bush (the band, not the semi-incompetent former president(s) or the plant) have called their debut album if someone gave them fourteen more things?
30 ROCK.
IF YOU GOT THAT JOKE YOU ARE ALMOST AS CRAZY AS I AM. and i say almost because you weren’t the one who made it up.
| THE SHORT WING | Tweet |
while delayed at the airport, DJ and i got busy showing the fine people of orange county a little dance move called THE SHORT WING.
spread the vibe.
ps:
music comes courtesy of ratatat + notorious b.i.g. thanks guys.
