i want to see your cherubic face on FEBRUARY 21st as i crush beanie babies on stage at bottom of the hill in SF.

tickets are only $10, which is less than what it costs to see avatar in 3D, although admittedly the show probably won’t put you in a deep, why-isn’t-our-world-as-fucking-awesome-as-the-one-in-james-cameron’s-imagination depression. it will, however, renew your faith in our elected officials!!!

just kidding. nothing can do that.

bring your friends and enemies. BUY YOUR TICKETS HERE.

MC Lars and ytcracker will be playing sets as well, so don’t miss out on a night of fun and possibly debauchery.