this weekend, when i wasn’t discussing 18th century political theory with michelle obama inside that little room at the top of the washington monument, i was learning about hilarious websites from my younger sister. when she showed me CAKE WRECKS, i just about flipped my lid. the whole site is devoted to cakes that have gone wrong in fundamental and deeply profound ways. whoever thought of that deserves complimentary continental breakfast with some delicious cinnamon buns at the holiday inn express. OH WAIT THAT IS ALREADY INCLUDED IN THE PRICE OF THE ROOM. SHOOOOOT SON.

if you haven’t seen the site, you need to STOP BONING YOUR BOY/GIRLFRIEND AND CLICK ON SOME HYPERLINKS.