i know there are some folks out there who don’t think girls are funny.
ummmm ok dumbasses. keep taking your valtrex.
because i am a fan of women who increase the number of chuckles on planet earth, i’ve decided to devote the next four monday posts to my favorite funny gals. today i’ll be featuring [...]
got two shows coming up in brooklyn. mugs will be smashed.
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friday, july 9th @ coco 66
w/ common loon & junk culture
doors at 7, show at 8. seven dollerz.
saturday, july 10th @ 14 steuben street
w/ arms & teletextile
presented by jagazine
doors at 9, show at 10. ten dollerz + free beer.
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both nights will be laden with scallions.
BRING [...]
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open up my brand new wells fargo check starter pack this morning and WHAT DO I SEE??
the other day i was chatting with my roommate about how all the time people say “less” when they SHOULD say “fewer” and i got real angry and transformed into a norwegian ridgeback, spitting flames but also earning the love and trust of a naive, half-giant gamekeeper. then i remembered how insaaaanely funny that episode [...]
and i’m not talking about how old your feet are
OR how mold can seep far
OR how cold my sheets are
OR how bold my beats are
OR gold in a meat jar
beep beep in my jeep car
